Showing posts with label grain-free. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grain-free. Show all posts

2.12.2008

Nestle's Not-So Quik

A nod to Regina Wiltshire for posting a link to Do Dietary Guidelines Explain The Obesity Epidemic?, a paper by Steven H. Woolf M.D., MPH and Marion Nestle, PhD, MPH. Now with all them thar fancy letters after their names, you'd expect some intelligent, heck even cutting-edge, insights into the current state of our muffin-tops and dunlaps.

And you would be disappointed. Instead, we get more of the same ol', same ol'. As Nestle calls it on her blog, "I summarize it like this: “eat less, move more, eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, and don’t eat too much junk food.” According to her, basic dietary guidelines haven't changed in 50 years or so, so they can't be the problem. She fails to realize, of course, that these guidelines DID represent a HUGE change from dietary recommendations and patterns before that. Anyone remember the famous restaurant "diet plate" of cottage cheese, hamburger patty and salad (with full-fat dressing)? I do, and I'm only 32 (my hometown was evidently waaay behind the times as far as diet fads go).

It astounds me when Atkins and other low-carb regimes are called fads, when their menu plans look pretty familiar to anyone who's ever read a pre-1980's cookbook. Agriculture, which changed our human diet around 10K years ago, was an enormous adjustment, one that many of us have not adapted to. The diet we evolved on and the diet we're told to follow now - for health and weight management - don't come close to resembling one another. But even post-ag diets, whole, natural "traditional" foods a la Weston Price, are eons ahead of the crap we've been fed since the low-fat fad took hold.

Anyway, this is what really struck me from this seminal work of mediocrity:

"Granted, dietary guidelines can be improved, but they are not the culprit in the obesity epidemic. The larger concerns are poverty and an environment that promotes overeating and inactivity."
I responded on Nestle's blog. I have nothing against the woman - she could have a huge, positive impact on the health and nutrition of our fat nations if she looked beyond her comfy paradigm. Hell, she hasn't even read Taubes yet. My response is re-posted below.

So it's our environment that promotes overeating? I'm sorry, but this is extremely shortsighted.

I followed the basic food pyramid for years, and was a lacto-ovo vegetarian for several of them. So why was I constantly sick with colds, flu's and allergies? Why was I overweight, and steadily gaining? More importantly - why couldn't I stop eating?

Because I couldn't stop. My diet was firmly rooted in organic, whole grain products (pastas, artisan breads etc) and low-fat dairy/soy products, with lots of veggies and fruits and some vegetable oils (canola, olive)for cooking or on salads. Breakfast, for example, might be a high-fibre multigrain cereal with low-fat vanilla soy milk and blueberries. I'd be starving an hour later. Eventually, I was hungry all the time, and dealing with intense cravings for starchy foods; so bad, in fact, that I either had to chew gum or leave the house after dinner to keep myself from eating a box of crackers (whole grain, of course) or bag of rice cakes.

I had constant inflammation, acne, and a distended abdomen. My nails broke, my hair split, and my digestive system was a mess. My moods were all over the place (usually down) and my energy was low. I managed to run a few miles a day, plus weight train - made no difference at all to my weight or appearance, or health.

Finally, I stopped eating grains and soy. All, and I mean all, of my health problems cleared up within a few months. I replaced the grains (and low-fat everything) with meat and animal fats. My gut was silent and functioning perfectly for the first time in years - no more constipation (or the opposite). My skin was soft, and acne-free. Nails and hair - healthy and strong. Allergies, even hayfever - gone. Best of all, my weight dropped, the bloating vanished, and my moods totally turned around - no more anxiety or depression. Energy went through the roof, and I finally started seeing results from my weight lifting!

My point? Dietary guidelines that assume "X" food is healthy while "Y" food is unhealthy don't take into account the vast differences between people, nor do they even begin to examine our evolutionary past and what foods and/or preparation methods served us well. There are healthy vegans, vegetarians, omnivores and carnivores out there. (I am not going to address political/ethical arguments here - they are invalid in this context) Why are we so determined to claim one way as "right" when it's clearly not so? Whose needs are we serving?

I reclaimed my health only when I looked outside of the mainstream recommendations and began to do my own research and experimentation. How many others would benefit from doing the same? Rather than trying to sway people to "do the right thing" (even though it's not helping), would it not make more sense to - gasp - reexamine and redefine our idea of "right"? (Or, maybe, chuck the concept altogether)

2.20.2007

My GFCF low-carb kitchen

Yesterday I received my first ever order from Beretta Farms - a big, happy box of organic, pastured meat. It was a carnivore's christmas, a frozen flesh-a-palooza, and I am now well-stocked with all the dead animal I could want. But as my inner huntress danced her thanksgiving dance to Diana, I realized I'd have to...*shudder*...organize my freezer.

Oh, who am I kidding. I LOVE organizing my freezer! Hell, I love organizing my whole kitchen! I'm a happy gal when all the tins in my cupboard are facing forward. I love a lined veggie crisper. I thrive on designing new groupings for condiments (by frequency of use, ethnic origin, colour etc). So off I went, tra la la, to exercise my OCD (Organizational Compulsion Disorder).

Then I got to thinking. As I mentioned in another post, one of the most frequent questions people ask when changing their way of eating (WOE), be it to low-carb or gluten-free or what have you, is "What do I eat?" I decided to ask that of myself: what do I eat? What's in my kitchen? And thus, I share with thee. Behold!



Large Freezer

Prime Rib roast, organic (org), 4.4 lbs
Stewing beef, org, 1 lb
Stir-fry beef, org, 2 lb
Top sirloin steak, org, 3 lb
Beef tongue, org, 3 lbs,
ordered in a fit of culinary adventurousness, though now its very presence frightens me.
Ground beef, org, 3lbs
Beef short ribs
3 beef livers
Inside blade steak

Bunch of other steaks
I hacked off a roast from Costco and froze in my nifty vaccuum sealer
Soup bones, beef
Oxtail, org, 2lbs
Ground pork, org, 2lbs
. Good lord, who am I feeding here?
Pork tenderloin, org, 1 lb
6 really big bone-in pork chops
Lardons, 1 lb.
You use these in stews and stuff. They're like the scrap ends of bacon or something. They sounded fun.
Chicken thighs
, like a thousand of them, because I can't not buy chicken thighs whenever I'm out.
Chicken legs, 6 org, 4 Costco. That makes 10. Jesus.
Chicken wings, 5lbs org plus half a huge Costco package.
One whole chicken because apparently, I can never have enough chicken
Turkey thigh, org, 2.5 lb, just to mix it up a little
Lamb medallions
Bag of trout fillets
4 salmon patties
Bag of uncooked shrimp.


Small Freezer (top of fridge)

3 frozen meal things (my sister's work lunches)
6 big-ass organic nitrate-free hot dogs
1 pack of organic gluten-free breakfast sausage
Organic belly bacon, 2 lbs
1 pack organic beef salami
Blueberries
Almond meal
Flax meal
Flax seeds
that will sit there forever. Like I'll ever actually grind my own flax meal.
Bob's Red Mill all-purpose gluten-free baking flour (say that 10 times fast)
Coconut flour
Green beans
Green peas
(for stews. I hate peas anywhere else but I hate stew without peas)
Asparagus
3 root veggie packs,
assembled by yours truly and containing carrots, parsnips, rutabaga, turnip and beets. Good for roasting. A little carby at the moment but yummy.
Weird solid cube of cooked squash that I may foist on to someone else
Bag of anemic-looking diced rutabaga, quite unappealing
Cauliflower
Half a beef heart and 3 lbs of chicken gizzards
for the pusses. I have to manage that enormous beef tongue before I even think of attempting a chicken heart, though the association with voodoo appeals to me.
Homemade seafood chowder
Homemade pizza stew:
kinda like spaghetti sauce with pizza ingredients, good when your BF asks you to hold his pizza slice and it smells so good and you wanna take a bite so bad but you can't so you turn the urge into hatred and sneeze on his slice and then make pizza stew when you get home and it does the trick, kinda sorta.
Homemade GFCF LC zucchini loaf
Bag of Alexia organic oven fries that have been sitting there for months because I'm not doing potatoes at the moment

Fridge (the inner sanctum)

Perrier. Fizzy water is exciting water!
Kombucha and SCOBY. A whole other post, trust me.
2% milk (sister's)
Coconut milk, half-can (mainly used in tea)
Homemade white peach wine from sister's BF
Homemade fish stock ready to be frozen
Lemon juice (naturally, I almost always use REAL lemons. Ahem.) Shirataki noodles
Olives, green and black
Lard, organic
Bacon grease
Hard boiled eggs
, for snacks and devilling
Coconut jelly: a chewy snack made from creamed coconut and gelatin. Tastes better than it sounds.
Wonder Dread...er, bread (sis)
Homemade Worcestershire sauce, bc Lea & Perrins doesn't make a gluten-free one in Canada so bah, who needs them
Homemade chicken liver pate that is SERIOUSLY awesome
Romaine lettuce
Homemade meatballs
that I'd totally forgotten about
Kosher dills
Miracle Whip
(sis)
Individual organic apple sauces, only 12g carbs each and nice on my pork chops
Pancetta
Organic eggs
Bacon
More homemade meatballs
. When did I make all these? Why?
Chocolate Mayo Pound Cake, tweaked for GFCF and for low-carb. Could happily eat nothing else. Recipe in an upcoming post.
Coconut oil candies: coconut oil, cocoa and sweetener mixed and solidified in ice cube trays.
Parsley that will rot before I use it up
Rosemary (see above)
Thyme (see above)
Organic butter for making ghee
Mustard
Cocktail sauce, hot
Blueberry fruit spread
, about a year old
Marmalade fruit spread (see above)
Gigantarific tub of Hellman's. I am almost ashamed at how quickly I go through it. Almost.
Organic ketchup
Top sirloin, org, 1 lb, defrosting for dinner tonight
Puss food: raw chicken, ground bone, gizzards and liver
Sardines. I used the heads and tails for the fish stock, feeding the rest to the pusses because sardines just freak me out and I can't eat them. I don't know why.
Wrinkly turnip
Old carrots
Even older parsnips
Minced organic ginger
Capers
Sauerkraut
(food of the gods)
Frank's Red Hot, Original and Buffalo
Kraft Classic Herb dressing
Pack of organic beef salami
Pack of organic GF breakfast sausage
that I'm having later
Baking soda
Bell peppers
Pork cracklins
(the crunchy goodness left over from rendering lard)
Tomato
Bread & butter pickles
, unsweetened and actually pretty gross. Don't know why I haven't thrown them out. Every now and then I have a couple, and I go "ugh" and "eeuuw" and "blecch". Then I put them back in the fridge.
Fish sauce because I might, one day, cook some sort of Thai food and I want to be prepared.
Cod liver oil. Yes, I take cod liver oil. Yes, I know what year it is.
Tamari: wheat-free soy sauce that yes, I bring with me to sushi places. I have not yet gotten the balls to bring it to Chinatown and demand that they prepare my food with it. I miss Chinese food...
HP Sauce (sauce of the gods)

Pantry

*Aside: okay, it's not really a pantry as in an awesome, romantic walk-in food closet full of interesting and exotic thingys and natural, wholesome preserved thingys. It's a crap particle board cupboard. I love the idea of having a huge pantry but really, it would be wasted on me as I don't use many dry goods or canned or boxed foods. If the end ever comes, I'll be stuck sucking on frozen meat. It would make a great shoe closet though...anyway, back to the:


Pantry
Zoodles (sis, but I remember the days when my diet was these, Beefaroni, toast, cigarettes and beer and I was darn happy)
Nutrigrain bars, Oatmeal to Go (sis)
Butter chicken curry paste, a pleasant surprise as I have no idea where it came from. Luckily I have lots of chicken to use it on.
Butter (sis)
Ghee
Almond hazelnut butter
from my paleo almond muffin kick, which I may revive
Natural peanut butter
Beef broth
Tomato paste
Bakers unsweetened chocolate
Cocoa powder
Coconut milk
71% Cocoa Camino choccy bar
, nummm. A little goes a long, long way.
Stevia, liquid and granular
Splenda
Sugar Twin
, liquid
Erythritol: a natural sweetener that also adds bulk and texture to baked goods.
Sweet Life, another natural sweetener I'm trying
Pork rinds. I use these for breading, as crackers and to snack on occasionally. They are AWESOME, don't let anyone tell you different.
Tea: black, green, white, red, spiced, and a variety of herbal. I drink about two pots a day, as should you all.
Almond milk, unsweetened
Variety of herbs and spices
Polydextrose: adds bulk and texture to baked goods
Gelatin
Xanthan gum
: thickener, adds texture to baked goods
Clover honey
Maple syrup, one of my favorite flavours of all time. I don't use it or the honey often, but it's nice to have around.
Molasses used in non-LC baked bean recipe about 6 months ago. Does molasses go bad? I can't decide whether to keep it or pitch. For some reason I've grown attached to it. The carton is cute and old-fashioned looking, and that always gets me.
White sugar (sis)
Icing sugar used once on a flourless cake for Xmas, now sitting neglected and lonesome on my shelf, poor thing.
Onion
Garlic
Celtic sea salt
Dessicated unsweetened coconut
Extra-virgin olive oil
Almond oil

Avocado oil (the one Jamie Oliver endorses! Woo!)
Red, white and marsala cooking wine
Vinegars: white, red wine, white wine, balsamic, rice, ume plum
DaVinci syrups: French Vanilla (mmmm in tea) and Root Beer (for my Perrier)

Based on this, I shouldn't have to grocery shop for several years. I think a mental health professional would label this as hoarding behaviour, with a touch of ingredient exhibitionism. I don't know that I'd argue.


2.15.2007

The Almighty Rev Roll



Brekkie, Feb 15: Steak sandwich on an Atkins Rev Roll; romaine lettuce with rest of steak and homemade creamy Italian dressing.

Dr. Atkins left the world many gifts; Rev Rolls are, perhaps, his greatest. Ahh, let us ponder the Rev Roll: spongy, ugly, slightly sticky, yet capable of holding a bevvy of meats and spreads in its delicate embrace. For those of us choosing to keep the carbs super-low while totally avoiding grains, the Rev Roll is nothing less than a miracle. Tastes decent too.

Rev Rolls are made from eggs and some form of dairy, usually ricotta or cottage cheese. From there, you can add whatever seasonings you want. Make them sweet, make them savoury - the world is your Rev Roll. Many people will think you're disgusting for eating such a thing. You, however, are not disgusting. They are simply rotted and dying in their souls and as such cannot fathom the joyousness of any bun, let alone this extra-super-special bun. Pity them and move on.

At first, I was distraught over the inclusion of cheese in the recipe. I soon discovered that I could substitute with mayonnaise, and they came out pretty darn yummy. Granted I have nothing to compare them to, but whatever. They work. Try.


No-Dairy Rev Rolls (adapted from Dr. Atkins Diet Revolution, 1972)
3 eggs, separated
1/4 tsp cream of tartar OR 1 extra egg white
3 tbsp mayonnaise (regular, not dressing-type)
1/2 tsp sweetener
  • Preheat your oven to 300 degrees. Grease a cookie sheet, or line it with parchment paper.

  • Beat egg whites with cream of tartar (if using) until they're super stiff. You know you're okay if you turn the bowl upside-down and they don't move. Use a hand beater for this. Seriously. You use a whisk, don't be emailing me later whining about shoulder paralysis.

  • Add whatever seasonings you're using to the yolks. Be creative here. Garlic and onion powder, rosemary, chives, cinnamon...go nuts.

  • Spoon mixture onto cookie sheet, making 6 piles. You want to stack the batter, making high rather than wide piles; spoon some out, then spoon more on top of it. A couple inches high should do it.

  • Bake for about an hour. They will probably fall. That's okay. I have heard internet rumours about Rev Rolls that could be cut in half, but it's never happened to me. I use two rolls per sandwich, one for the top and one for the bottom.

  • Put rolls in a zipper bag and stash in the fridge overnight. This is imperitive! You see, when fresh from the oven Rev Rolls feel and taste like a satanic couch-lint merengue. But overnight,the Wee Folk of the Fridge show up to work their funky voodoo and, come morning, you've got soft, chewable sandwich material ready for the application of omlette, burger, tuna salad, or a half-pound of bacon. Not that I would ever eat a half-pound of bacon at once! Ha ha...ahem.
So screw the wheat-eaters! Embrace the Rev Roll! Be creative, and make it your own.